"Don't Worry, Bob's here!"

"Don't Worry, Bob's here!" That was the punch line from a rather memorable commercial for a temp agency from a few years ago. I took that line, applied it to illegal immigration and came up with the following tongue in cheek essay: "Don't worry, B.O.B.'s here!" "B.O.B." stands for "Bag limit? Or Bounty?" It went on from there. Unfortunately, it's lost somewhere in the old, real old computer it was created on. You, however, I believe, get the idea. Of course, the "progressives" who read it were "outraged, simply outraged" by it. I saw this reaction as a good sign, since they usually are by the truth. I also was saddened by the realization that "A Modest Proposal", or something similar, could not be published in todays world of "Politically Correct, New Speak".